Breakfast: piece of turkish bread with vegemite and avocado

Lunch: Half a piece of buttered wholemeal sourdough and a small soy flat white

Dinner: Well I got stoned then I ate a vegetable samosa and a small smoothie made from natural yoghurt and fresh strawberries. Then I had some more kush then went to Max Brenner and had a little pot of melted chocolate and a bit of Georgia’s Max-wich. Then we went to McDonalds and had some chippies with barbecue sauce.

Oh-noes!

Okay, for dinner I had a small bowl of homemade vegetable soup.

Okay so, not that this is anyone’s business, but recently I’ve become very unhealthy and have put on a considerable amount of weight. I feel like blogging about my attempts and progress might keep me motivated and obliged to make an effort.

In saying so, here is what I’ve eaten so far today.

Breakfast: 1 piece of multigrain toast with vegemite and avocado, a cup of tea with a dash of milk.

Lunch: A big handful of unsalted mixed nuts, two small mandarins, a small piece of turkish bread with avocado, hummus and tomato.

I look like a pregnant woman, and that’s going to change.

“Your health is not what it should be just now and this is not because some random bad luck has befallen you.  This is purely a matter of becoming more educated about your diet and lifestyle.  Sure, you can make excuses as to why time is the dominating factor that disallows you to get this part of your life right but an excuse is an excuse.  Where there is a will there is a way.  Remember that.”

The universe knows I’m sick and that I’ve put on all the weight I lost (like ten kilos). It’s time to get my act together. Love you universe!